Episode #6
No Need For Pets
Anime 40%/Game 0%/Reality 60%
Play the Tenchi Sound
Date: August 03, 2000
Up next, it's GUNDAMBALL T!
As we left off, DARKNARRATOR appeared and, it doesn't look good!
DARKNARRATOR: Mwahahahahahaha!
DARKNARRATOR: Mwahahahahahaha!
DARKNARRATOR: Mwahahahahahaha!
DARKNARRATOR: Mwahahahahahaha!
DARKNARRATOR: You'll get it!
DARKNARRATOR: Mwahahahahahaha!
Shut up DARKNARRATOR!
oohh k
DUO appeared!
DUO: I've got something to tell you Trowa.
wha?
DUO: I just talked to the Crystal Version Pokebattle League Officials!
ok, what?
DUO: ...and they told me you wouldn't be disqualified for using the Gundam HA...
DUO: ...Under one condition though.
and what is that?
DUO: You have to stand on your head and quack like a Psyduck.
quack
DUO: Wait, I have to get it on tape!
DUO gets out CAMCORDER!
DUO: okay!
DUO: Do it!
quack, quack
quack
TROWA STANDS on his HEAD and QUACKS!
DUO falls on the GROUND laughing almost breaking the CAMCORDER!
quack
DUO: That's... HAHAHAHAHA... good...
DUO: You can stop...
ohh man
all the blood was rushin to my head
DUO disappeared!
Hahahahaha!
huh?
DARKNARRATOR: Mwahahahahahaha!
whaere did he go?
where did that come from?
in my pants???????
DUO went to give the tape to the CRYSTAL VERSION POKEBATTLES LEAGUE OFFICIALS
No... TROWA, nothing came from your pants...
ohh
TODD appeared!
s'up todd?
TODD: Hey there, I watch you on my TV that LEVIADOS ate!
NARRATOR thinks if you want to know about LEVIADOS, that you should read more CRYSTAL VERSION POKEBATTLES!
DARKNARRATOR: Let's cut to the CHASE. C'mon, what did you call me here for? I am busy wreaking havoc over in Crystal Clear Battles!
TODD and DARKNARRATOR float into a PORTAL leading to CRYSTAL CLEAR BATTLES!
DARKNARRATOR: Cya later TROWA!
RYO-OHKI appeared!
Hey, get back here Trowa... where are you going?
Sorry, I'm back now!
back from kicking Jeff's ass
JEFF: Oww... why did you do that TOD... err... I mean, TROWA!
RYO-OHKI wants to FIGHT!
BRING IT ON
BACKGROUND VOICE: RYYYYOOOOO-OHKKKKIIIII POWWEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
RYO-OHKI transformed!
TROWA: Uhoh...
not good
RYO-OHKI's LASER ATTACKED!
dodge!!!
TROWA was HIT!
owwhhhh
THAT TICKLED!!!!
Send out which Pokemon?
TROWA is TICKLED!
TROWA is LAUGHING!
TROWA: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!! STAHAHAHAHAOP!
Send out which Pokemon?
gooo, (laughing in background) , gh!!!!
TROWA sent out GH!
GH was renamed GH!
RYO-OHKI's LASER ATTACKED!
ok, GH!, use homing missile
LASER and HOMING MISSLE collided in an EXPLOSIVE FLASH!
EXPLOSIVE FLASH didn't EXPLODE!
EXPLOSIVE FLASH fell to the ground as a FLASH GRENADE!
ooo kkkk.....
Pick up FLASH GRENADE?
pick up and throw at enemy!!
TROWA picked up FLASH GRENADE!
TROWA notices the FLASH GRENADE doesn't have a pin!
TROWA tries to throw it at RYO-OHKI!
ohhh nooo
FLASH GRENADE exploded in TROWA's EYES!
NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
this cant be good
TROWA was temporarily BLINDED!
RYO-OHKI's LASER ATTACKED!
use... RADAR!!!!
TROWA used RADAR!
LASER blew up RADAR!
ah HAH
gh CANT BE TICKLED!!!!
Haha... but it can be ATTACKED by LASERS!
ohh not good
TROWA still can't SEE!
how come things NEVER GO HOW I WANT IT????
Hmmm...
Let me think about that one...
please do that
Will TROWA find out why things NEVER GO HOW HE WANTS THEM TO!
Will he survive RYO-OHKI?!
Find out on the next exciting episode of GUNDAMBALL T!
On the next GUNDAMBALL T!
RYO-OHKI faints TROWA!!?!?!
On the next GUNDAMBALL T!
Episode #7
No Need For an AI
Anime 50%/Game 0%/Reality 50%
Play the Tenchi Sound
Date: August 11, 2000
Just as we left off our HERO was being attacked by RYO-OHKI
and TROWA was just about to find out WHY things never go the WAY he wants them
to!
ya, TELL ME!!!
The reason, you really WANT to know?
YYAA!!!!
NARRATOR's TRUE IDENTITY was REVEALED!
NARRATOR is REALLY...
o no
this cant be good
An AI!
???
an AI???????
AI: Artificial Intelligence.
ohh
I am a SIMULATED NARRATOR.
wow
Would you like a REAL NARRATOR?
man, this show is never gonna make a second season
um, YYYAAA!!!
REALNARRATOR appeared!
REALNARRATOR was really DARKNARRATOR!
i new it
AINARRATOR is so PREDICTABLE!
DARKNARRATOR took over NARRATING control!
Mwahahahahahaha!
::sigh::
HEY!!!
WHAT!?
wenrt u busy with todd?
Mwahahahaha!
You FOOOOL!
Couldn't you tell that was the REALNARRATOR!
He would have done something STUPI... err... SMART if he was
DARKNARRATOR!
OK, im sorry, but im CONFUSED
RYO-OHKI is sleeping!
i need to find a new job...
later
RYO-OHKI's LASER ATTACKED!
GH, use dodge!!!!
GH DODGED!
use counter attack
GH used COUNTER ATTACK!
ok
COUNTER was SPLIT in HALF!
RYO-OHKI's LASER ATTACKED!
hum
GH was HIT!
NNOOO!!!!
GH is fine!
oh
Tiny Effect!
ok
um
use ure ultimate attack!!!
FART!!!!!!
::puts on gasmask::
RYO-OHKI smelled NOTHING!
Remember, I AM DARKNARRATOR!
Mwahahahahaha!
::pulls out lighter::
RYO-OHKI's LASER ATTACKED!
and lights fumes!!!
FUMES EXPLODED!
GH FAINTED!
RYO-OHKI ran away!
GH wins!
YAA!!!
Err...
TROWA wins!
MADSCIENTIST APPEARED!
MADSCIENTIST wants to FIGHT!
another battle?
use avoid battle
TROWA used avoid BATTLE!
ok
No Effect!
Stay tuned for scenes from the next GUNDAMBALL T!
On the next GUNDAMBALL T!
MADSCIENTIST!?
On the next exciting episode of... GUNDAMBALL T!Episode #8
No Need For Theories
Anime 20%/Game 40%/Reality 40%
Play the Tenchi Sound
Date: August 11, 2000
As we left off... TROWA defeated RYO-OHKI, byt then
MADSCIENTIST appeared... and TROWA tried to escape from the MADSCIENTIST!
What's gonna happen NOW!?
ok
No Effect!
MADSCIENTIST used EXCLAMATION MARK BUBBLE
APPEARENCE OVER HEAD!
MADSCIENTIST walked over to TROWA!
that cant be good
Screen BLACKED!
BATTLE!
MADSCIENTIST sent out THEORY!
Send out which POKeMON?
go, ....
TROWA sent out ...!
Err...
TROWA sent out ....!
ok, go me ::sigh::
TROWA can't send out TROWA!
TROWA has already sent out ....!
THEORY used EXPLAIN!
THEORY: When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and
when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to
strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the
ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York
with Chicago.
TROWA was DISTRACTED!
.... was ALSO DISTRACTED!
...
...
No Effect!
um... use LOUD MUSIC (so he cant consintrate)
.... used LOUD MUSIC!
But .... couldn't find the RIGHT STATION!
THEORY helped .... find a STATION!
THEORY found ROCKSTATION!
YA!!!
its Limp Bizkit
A giant ROCK falls from the SKY and lands on
MADSCIENTIST's HEAD!
No it isn't TROWA!
Hmm...
WH
ohh
WHY CAN'T I BE EVIL!?!?!?!?!
I AM DARKNARRATOR, HEAR ME ROAR!
MADSCIENTIST FAINTED!
THEORY FAINTED!
ohh, thats good
.... FAINTED!
TROWA FAINTED!
DARKNARRATOR FAINTED!
FAINTED!
no i..... uuuhhhh
FAINTED! FAINTED!
NARRATOR APPEARED!
AL FAINTED!!!
Eh?
hopefully
YOU CAN'T CONTROL ANYONE!
AINARRATOR FAINTED!
TROWA was HEALED!
YA!!!
.... was THROWN into JUNKYARD!
Oops...
TROWA WINS!
ohh ya
Stay tuned for scenes from the next GUNDAMBALL T!
On the next GUNDAMBALL T!
Wow! Is it really going this good for TROWA? What is HE doing here? He is from Crystal Clear Battles!
On the next exciting episode of... GUNDAMBALL T!
Episode #9
No Need For Doompuff Spinoffs